"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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