I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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