problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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