he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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