If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
