i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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