Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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