Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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