i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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