did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
We have started to decorate penises.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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