I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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