i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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