Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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