Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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