Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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