Sry I called you an 8
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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