Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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