He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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