I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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