Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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