I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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