do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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