People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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