Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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