I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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