im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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