You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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