My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Randomize
