office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
we made out on top of his cat.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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