with your own penis?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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