your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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