my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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