How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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