So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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