I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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