Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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