Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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