I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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