you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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