His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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