i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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