You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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