your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Randomize
