Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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