week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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