We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's blow job season.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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