I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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