they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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