Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sry I called you an 8
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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