We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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