Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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