problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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