dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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