google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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