one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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